I am an ass, a smartass and a sarcastic twit (all totally in a nice way). I am amused by everything. I am too nice for my own good. I am convinced pictures of people are watching me. Every so often, I like to stick my head out a window, look up and smile for a satellite camera. Feel free to friend, more oft than not, I'm too nervous and shy to friend people myself. Also, I have one rule and one rule only for my journal, write this down: Don't be an asshole. Savvy?